Me: I don’t think [brother-in-law] is going to take my crappy parenting advice. He was wondering what to do about an 8 year old who won’t stop asking questions, so I suggested “why don’t you turn it into the game of questions?”
Matt: What’s the game of questions?
Me: You mean you don’t know?
Matt: Should I?
Me: Do I need to look everything up for you?
Matt: Don’t you always?
Me: Aren’t you an adult?
Winner: Me, Loser: Probably our kid