This conversation just happened via text today:

Me: OMG THE IKEA PARKING LOT IS INFESTED WITH GIANT CREEPY SPIDERS

Me: And by infested I mean I found one on my car

Matt: Yikes

Matt: But I’m on hold with Century Link

Matt: So I’m in a worse spot than you

I may or may not have danced around the Target parking lot waving a shoe menacingly at my car.  Also spiders and ISPs both suck.