Weekend Amusements

I have been shockingly productive this weekend.  I have no clue where it came from, but I’ve done dishes, I’ve made pancakes, I’ve done laundry, I’ve spot-cleaned the couch, I’ve listed and sold almost all our random furniture on FB, and today I haven’t even taken a nap.* We also have our third kitchen estimate happening tomorrow and after that we should we able to pick one to go with and get started on that whole fiasco, because who doesn’t want to rip out their entire kitchen while pregnant, amiright?

Well, now I’m giving up and binge-watching Forensic Files while finding random shit online.  ‘Cuz that’s how I role.

A friend of mine posted a compilation from this lady and I am dying. I don’t do much in the way of makeup, but if I did, and if I made videos of it then I’d probably sound a lot like her…only Midwestern dontcha know.

 

My sister shared this video and I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. I can’t find a link to the specific clip from Facebook, but it starts at 25:00.

 

Also thanks to my sister, but unfortunately shared just a bit too late to be useful to me:

Funny meme about a prank - burying a dollar store skeleton under your deck to scare the next person who lives there and rebuilds their deck.
via cheezburger.com

 

 

*Wesley nearly didn’t either.  I think he finally passed out around 3:30…compared to his average 12:30 nap time.

Sunday Fun-Day 11-20-16

We had got our first snow of Friday.  It was nice because it was so late this year (and it’s been unseasonably warm , but also crappy because snow.  I’m already done with winter (I may be living in the wrong state…)

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At least the sunsets have been pretty lovely lately!

If you’re also getting snow and not thrilled about it (or even if you are) here are some amusements to help get you through the week.

Homesick Candles. They’re supposed to smell like your state, but WI doesn’t smell like beer and cheese with a hint of cow so I have my doubts. On the other hand, MN basically just smells like winter so maybe they’re actually on to something.  I’m also a jerk and thought ND should have just been “unscented.”

Burglary thwarted by bees. Yes, bees.

Do you Twitter? I don’t, but if you do and sometimes find yourself running out of ideas you can always check out Yes, That Can Be My Next Tweet. It’s also Bloggess approved. (and if you’ve never read her blog, you really should… unless you’re super put off by random taxidermy.  Then it may not be a good fit).

A friend and I hit up a local craft fair this weekend.  If you’re looking for handmade (and green!) gifts, some of my favorite vendors were Made by Liz P. (there’s not a lot in her etsy shop at the moment, but look at her sales history to get a better idea of her full range), Tired Ol’ Belts, Raju’s Arts, and Nest Pure.

 

I’m taking the week off because this week off because I’m in tight with the boss (aka, Me) and Holidays are hectic (plus it’s getting dark early and I have things I need to photograph yet).  Enjoy your Thanksgiving!

Sunday Fun-Day 11-13-16

Things that made me smile this week:

We may not all like the outcome, but I doubt there are many people out there who can deny that these Obama-Biden memes are the greatest thing to come out this election.

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I indulged in some Retail Therapy on Friday and Michaels had most of their Christmas decor at 50% off!  Some people may judge me, but Holiday Cat don’t care… partly because she thought pine cones and fake foliage might be edible.  #festivecatisfestive I’m surprised this wasn’t a used hashtag yet and wonder if it will ever catch on.  You might just see alternating pictures of a Siamese and white/tabby if you check in later because I have Plans.

Kirby Jenner’s Photoshopped Instagram photos are pretty amazing.  And amazingly hilarious.  They’re probably even better if you’re more in tune with pop culture than I am (I may live under a rock, but I like it here).

A trailer for American Gods showed up in my Facebook feed. Squeeee!

I forget why Matt showed me this post, but it’s hilarious.  And chilling.  And probably reasonably effective birth control.  My sister’s comment was “What is that man doing with [niece]?!”  To everyone out there who has survived small children… ya’ll gotta be superheroes or something.

A lot of people are surprised that I have an Android instead of an iPhone.  But here’s why.

 

Hopefully that gets you through Monday at least.

 

 

 

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